ballroompink asked: Top 5 Leslie Knope talking head

• Why do I wanna build this park so bad? Maybe ‘cause a pit full of garbage isn’t the best that we can do in America. In Russia, they could pretend that pit was a park, bring their kids down there. “Hey, Vlad! Look at these rocks, let’s pretend they’re potatoes! Nikolai! Do you want to swim in the dirt?” But not here. We’re a nation of dreamers. And it is my dream to build a park, that I one day visit with my White House staff on my birthday. And they’ll say: “President Knope, this park is awesome. Now we understand why you are the first female president of the United States.
• You know why tonight’s fun? Because everyone’s so gay. And they know how to have fun, and… the dancing! Just… it’s everyone is just who they are. And who they are is just stone-cold gay.
• Pawnee, the Paris of America. Pawnee, the Akron of southwest Indiana. Pawnee, welcome, German soldiers. After the Nazis took France our mayor kind of panicked. Pawnee, the factory fire capital of America. Pawnee, welcome, Vietnamese soldiers. Pawnee, engage with Zorp. For a brief time in the ’70s, our town was taken over by a cult. Pawnee, Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp. Pawnee, it’s safe to be here now. Pawnee, birthplace of Julia Roberts. That was a lie, she sued and so we had to change it. Pawnee, home of the world famous Julia Roberts lawsuit. Pawnee, welcome, Taliban soldiers. And finally, our current slogan: Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity.
• The thing about youth culture is I don’t understand it. 
• I think it will be a bonding experience between me and Ron. Men enjoy it when a women is better than them at something they love.